Oldie but goodie

This is a very interesting story, that I will share with my kids when they are my age....

One day the family and I were out for a drive, when my wife and I heard an argument coming from the back seat.. After my wife turned the radio down, we listened carefully..

They were arguing about whether or not your nose has bones in it.. So after a few minutes my oldest ask if there are bones in your nose... My wife replied with, " no it's called cartilage. It's kind of like a bone but softer."

We here "ooooohhhhhh" from the back seat, and without missing a beat my wife says" yeah it's like your penis, that also is made of cartilage."

After a few giggles and chuckles from the back seat. My youngest blurts out. "yeah but what's that jiggly thing under my penis?" Well after I almost drove off the road from losing it laughing so hard.. We had to explain to them that they are called testicles.. My oldest son then replies, "No, they are called balls." Now I am at the point of peeing my pants!!! We told them,"yes some people call them balls but the right way is testicles.."

So we had all settled down when my youngest chimes in,
"Mommy how are babies born?"

My wife's reply....

"um the doctor plants a seed in mommy's tummy so it can grow."

Well of course he had to ask,

"Well after the doctor plants the seed how do you water it so it can grow!!!

Needless to say the conversation ended there after a few more giggles and chuckles.